Newton: I’m the King of the cat tree! Ruler of all I survey! No one else can climb up here, or they will face my wrath.
Newton: What’s that I hear? Is it footsteps interrupting my Mancat Monday?
Ashton: It’s me. And don’t you DARE try it, Newton. This Mancat Monday thing is not an excuse for your hogging the cat tree. Don’t make me come up there and beat you up.
Newton: *sigh* Little sisters…