Ashton: Cats are obligate carnivores. That means we need to eat meat. This gives the humans this idea that we don’t need to eat potato chips, oatmeal, butternut squash soup or broccoli, and they call them species-inappropriate food. But they taste so good! What, you don’t eat broccoli? I eat it with a lot more enthusiasm than the average six-year-old at a dinner table.
Ashton: Like anything else, if I gets something, Newton thinks he is missing out. See that jealous look peering up at me from the shadows? Like he thinks I don’t know he’s down there! But this broccoli is all mine.
Newton: Can I have some, too? Really? *sniff sniff* Are you sure this is what she was eating, because it’s not what I expected, but… well, okay…..