Ashton: I heard from some of you that I have been mostly missing around here recently.
Ashton: I’m sorry that some of you worried that something might have been wrong with me. I’m fine. Pierre and especially Newton have been taking up most of the attention. They do that sometimes. Boycats, what can you do?
Ashton: For all of you who asked how I’m doing, I’m going to share a glimpse into my favorite thing except eating: getting attention on the cat tree! Just ignore the head peep. And her bad camera work. Instead, just listen to me meowing for more petting, because that’s what it’s all about.
(if you can’t see the video, you can visit it directly on YouTube.)
Ashton: I hope that video let all of you know I’m doing fine. Now call your human over to your cat tree and get them busy petting you all weekend. It’s their job, after all. Make them work!