Newton: Hey, check it out, I have a chicken.
Pierre: I think that’s a rooster.
Newton: Ashton must have left it here to make eggs for her chicken emporium.
Pierre: That isn’t how roosters work, Newton. Didn’t anyone ever explain the birds and the bees to you?
Newton: What do bees have to do with anything? This is about a chicken.
Newton: It doesn’t TASTE like chicken. Ashton needs to be more picky about her stock.
Pierre: You need to come out from inside there and let me have a turn.
Newton: Why? This chicken and I are just getting started making friends.
Pierre: Because my right paw said so.
Newton: Hey, watch where you’re putting that thing! You could poke out the chicken’s eye. Think of the chicken.
Pierre: It’s a rooster. And I am thinking of it.
Pierre: That’s why you need to let me in!
Newton: HEY! Ouch!
Newton: See what you did? You broke the barn. Knocked it off its foundation. And the chicken was so scared, he fainted.
Pierre: It’s a rooster.
Newton: Don’t be such a bully, Pierre. if you want the barn so much you’re going to break it, I’ll let you have it.
Newton: We’ll see what Ashton thinks when she finds out Pierre made her chicken faint.
Summer says
That poor barn! And that chicken, or rooster, or whatever it is, I have my doubts about how tasty it is.
The Island Cats says
Uh oh…we hope this isn’t the end of Ashton’s chicken emporium.
Random Felines says
good heavens….sounds like a busy weekend with houses falling and chickens fainting 🙂
Ellen Pilch says
I love this post, so funny and cute. Just what everyone needs after all the sadness this past week.
The Florida Furkids says
Yikes…..we hope the “chick-hen” is okay!!!
The Florida Furkids
mommakatandherbearcat says
The poor rooster got caught in the cross … err … paw?
Madi says
We were cackling so hard at this post…..we might have laid an egg!
Darlin’
Hugs madi your bfff
Katie Isabella says
Me too, Madi!
da tabbies o trout towne says
doodz…..we gotta name for that burd, but sinz thiz iz yur blog N knot R’z we will ree mane quiet ~~~~~~
🙂 ♥♥♥
Layla Morgan Wilde says
At least there were no broken eggs.The barn is adorbs.
Caren Gittleman says
You KNOW in my eyes Pierre is ALWAYS innocent!!!! xoxo
Marg says
Good boy Newton, for trying to protect that chicken. Pierre probably wants to eat the poor chicken. Can’t wait to see the next chapter.
Just Ducky says
Ok guys, listen up. A rooster is a chick-hen, just a boy chick-hen. Then the girls are called hens, so a hen, chick-hen.
Got it? Good.
Brian Frum says
I think Old McDonald is missing a chicken!
Connie says
Oh no.. When Aston finds out… you boys better hide.
Katie Isabella says
Mommy and I BOTH say that this is just what we both needed. Seeing this great drama play out and the fainting chicken… er… rooster…made us both stop feeling quite so sad and we got to smile and show our fangs. Well, *I* did. Hers, not so much *very unimpressive*.
The Swiss Cats says
Wait, Ashton didn’t know that a chicken was alone with you two ? Oh, oh…. Purrs
Flynn says
You two are so funny!
Laila and Minchie says
We know a good handycat that can put your barn back together again!
Melissa & Mudpie says
Well, there is such a thing as fainting goats! You two are hysterical 🙂
Noodle says
Oh my!
However will this all end?
Noodle and crew
William's Kith & Kin says
We can’t wait to see what happens next!
Julie Mackenzie & kitties says
That was so funny! We didn’t know what would happen next..
Raven says
You two are making me laugh. Hopefully you don’t raze the barn with your squabbling.
Cathy Keisha says
You sure that isn’t a turkey?? Newton is going to find Ashton, Pierre. You’re in trouble.
Maxwell, Faraday & Allie says
Oh THIS bodes ….