Newton: Hello, everyone! It’s time to celebrate something called Independence Day!
We are celebrating with this garland because I was told that it symbolized the holiday. I would have thought that some extra hot dogs would have worked, too, but we have garland so we’ll work with that.
I think you’re supposed to show your appreciation for the holiday by wearing the colors of the holiday and singing.
O beautiful for Neko Flies
for unattended chow mein,
For tall cat tree mjesties
As many treats as I can contain…
This wearing thing is more difficult than it looks! You might not want to try this at home unless you are also a qualified spokescat.
Pierre: What are you DOING?
Newton: I’m celebrating Independence Day. Do you want to sing with me? You have a good voice.
….And crown thy kitties on farms and in cities
At least we don’t have fleas!
Pierre: *sigh* Don’t let your friends get into too much nip today, kitties. You don’t want to end up like this.
Happy Independence Day to all of our readers celebrating today!