Newton: Why no, I wasn’t just destroying the rug by the front door. Why do you ask?
Archives for February 2015
Ashton: Newton, turn around. You have to see what’s on cat TV!
Don’t worry, we aren’t allowed outside, so this guy can’t hurt us. And if we ever had been allowed outside, we never would have wanted to go out again after seeing this. Those birds really mean business.
Pierre: Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, and I don’t have a date. I know, hard to believe isn’t it? Well, don’t worry about me, I’m just going to drown my sorrows with this catnip wine bottle.