Pierre: I’m sitting in the dark where the only light is the Christmas tree, where no one can get a clear photo of me.
If there are no clear photos, then there’s no admissible proof that any missing ornaments are my fault, is there?
Edit: The head peep originally typed that this was Newton when she was preparing our post. Seriously, I don’t look anything like that naughty orange ball of fluff. She may be getting a hairball in her stocking in a couple days for doing that! Thanks to Hannah and Lucy for making us realize her mistake so we could correct it.