Newton: Everybody said that Pierre was cute in that bag in yesterday’s post. I can’t allow anybody to out-cute me, so I found a bag of my own.
Am I doing it right?
We hope that all of you who were celebrating had a great holiday yesterday. We didn’t get to celebrate until evening, but it was worth the wait!
Newton: I — I mean we — got a stuffed cricket that makes exciting cricket noises whenever you move it. Or bite it. Or shake it. Or BITE it.
I heard the rumor that this was going to be a daytime toy only because it makes noise, so I’m planning to hide it under the sofa. Don’t tell anybody, all right? How else are we going to show our appreciation for the gift at three in the morning?
Pierre: This gift bag is full of the best gift of all… me!
We heard that the indoor tree is going away tomorrow, so we are going to enjoy that tonight, too. We hope all of you find ways to make holiday mischief, as well. After all, there’s no one saying you can’t be naughty any more. Time to live it up, right?
Ashton: Whoa, it’s a holiday. Changes in routine scare me. I heard that a lot of you were celebrating, too, and we really hope that you’re having a great holiday.
Newton: We hope that you get all of the gifts you’re hoping for!
Pierre: Oh, Newton. We already have the best gift of all, and it can’t fit in a box or be wrapped in a package. We have friends around the world who visit us and share our adventures. We are grateful to you each and every day for the gift of your friendship.
Merry Christmas to all of you and your families who are celebrating today from all of us in our family.
Newton: I heard that if I wait all night, I might catch a glimpse of this guy in red they tell me comes in with treats and toys for good little cats.
The peeps told me that I am naughty so I wouldn’t see him, but I’m waiting up, just in case.
I hope that you have been nice enough that if someone comes in tonight with extra treats and toys, you get a whole lot. Or if you have been naughty, I hope you were able to blame it on the neighbor’s dog.